Your nads are nadgered

Your arms and legs are stiff

Everybody’s rooting for you

And tooting for you

But you’re probably beginning to whiff

Downwind it must be tuff

To be following your stuff

But I’m sure people really don’t mind

To do what you’re doing

Is really some gooin

And it’s ever so awfully kind

We know you can run

Swim and ride just for fun

So we’d like to propose the next big idea

We’d guarantee decent folk

Would turn up at a stroke

And we wouldn’t make you do anything queer

But a word for the wise

Next time a challenge arise

Ignoring this next big idea would be a crime

Because a man so well toned

And so beautifully honed

Should try bonking for a tenner a time!
(We’ll hold your coat) J

Jane Pallister 2007